Yes, you did read that title correctly. This new trading arcade sim from Strange Scaffold is set in space, allows you to trade on the lives of babies and promises to be the game you didn’t know you needed! So, what’s it all about? Check out the trailer below as Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is releasing on Steam on January 29th.
About Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the follow-up to the 2021’s Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, and it seems the development team have gone even crazier with this theme! Per the team at Strange Scaffold “In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery! Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.“
Key Features of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
- Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
- Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
- An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
- A loan shark that won’t let you pay him back, because he’s then legally allowed to shoot you.
- An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
- Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
- The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Does this sound like your kind of jam? Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is releasing on Steam on January 29th, 2026. A console launch is planned for later on, but we don’t have an exact date as yet.
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